* Rocky Starts opens with pyros going off as well as a 16-piece orchestra in the ring, performing the theme from Rocky. A tiger cage is at ringside with a tiger pacing inside. *

Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to Rocky Starts. Tonight is sure to be another extradonairy night for Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation. The opening contest is a tag team match up, scheduled for 1 fall. Making their way to the ring first, here is the team of Joel & Mike, the Nyrds. Their opponents are the team of Fuzzy & dorf, the Communists.

*The Nyrds come out to the ring first...their music plays; it's, "They're so incredible," by Revenge. They strut down to the ring, while in the process they fix their thick black glasses, showing off their wimpy arms, their TI-89 Titanium Calculators in hand, while wearing nerdy slacks. They make it into the ring, just fine, but they walk around close together a little,*

*Then the music for the Communists hit, still, "Communism," by Motorheaed. They do their usual strut down to the ring, but no Marcel and Heiden-Dorf, who haven't been in sight all day by Dorf and Fuzzy. They look confident though, as they were about to fight a bunch of "nerds."*

*They go into the ring...and the ref ring the bell soon thereafter and here WE GO! Dorf is locking up with Joel to start up the match, but Dorf has a significant weight advantage of both Nyrds...and immediately does a left armbar to Joel and Joel starts squirming a little, but he uses his brain, to kick Dorf as hard in the knee, before he could submit easily, to a reverse armbar. Joel then ran to the ropes and attacked Dorf with an attempted clothesline, but since his Nerd-ish figure is a little too light to take Dorf down, Dorf just laughed at him, majestically. *

*Joel runs to the ropes and tries for a running body splash, but Dorf caught his momentum, and delivers a back-breaker to Joel as shows his pain. Dorf covers, and only gets a two-count. Dorf makes Joel stand up and signals the end for Joel for prepping the Commu-Driver...he sets the noose hold very easily to Joel's measly weight, but could not connect, as Joel held onto Dorf's legs so he can't be Commu-Drived for the suplex portion. Dorf held onto the noose portion for a little bit, until Joel unleashed from his pocket of his shirt, THE PEN OF DOOM! He stabs Dorf in the left shoulder and Dorf goes down right away and the hold is let go, as Joel crawls very nerdy to tag Mike in.*

*Dorf gets up slowly as Mike tries to suplex Dorf, but he failed his calculations easily, in fact Dorf countered into a back body drop to Mike and Dorf's shoulder is now bleeding from the pen stab...and tags Fuzzy in, to heal the wound. Fuzzy goes in with his 19 Year old Cruiserweight style wrestling, *but he sucks, and doesn't know how to wrestle Cruiserweight* as he runs to the ropes and runs toward a stumbling Mike and spears him to make Mike go outside. Mike somehow crawls under the ring...all dazed in confused in the process. *

*Fuzzy goes outside the ring, and looks for Mike, but he can't find him...Ten seconds later, Mike appears out of nowhere and attacks Fuzzy with a Keyboard...Mike uses the keyboard like a chair, whacking Fuzzy in the head with it, making Fuzzy fall to the mat outside the ring. Mike looks under the ring, looking for something, but he needed to two hands to get this object out, why yes, IT'S A 3DO! *

*A 3DO is a video game machine that was made in '94 that made games, that really sucked...too bad Joel and Mike invested too much of them, they lost so much money, ever since investing on Microsoft, but that's another story for another time; back to the match*

*Mike picks up the 3DO from underneath the ring and smashes it on Fuzzy's head as Fuzzy tried to get up. After that, Mike moved Fuzzy right into the ring and tags in Joel as Joel goes up to the top rope pretty fast. Meanwhile, Mike sets up for a powerbomb and connects it to Fuzzy, as Joel goes down from the top rope, and before the powerbomb is fully connected, Joel performed a top rope swinging neck-breaker, before the powerbomb was finished, as the crowd liked that move, which is aptly named, "Revenge of the Nerds."*

*Joel goes over to cover Fuzzy who appears to be knocked out...1...2..Dorf runs out of nowhere to break the count by Joel scurries off like a coward, because he remembered Dorf's pain to him. Once the ref made Dorf go back to his corner Joel returns to "Nerd slap," Fuzzy some more*

*Joel makes Fuzzy stand up and connects a very sloppy DDT, that made Joel, hurt as well. The ref starts his count to ten...1...2...3...4...Joel starts to move to his corner, Fuzzy is still down...5...6...Joel tags Mike in, Fuzzy starts to move, but Mike walks over to Fuzzy, but Fuzzy, out of desperation, low-blows Mike, but anticipated it, as he whips out his plastic cup, which didn't hurt much, but with Mike showing off his cup, it was too late, Fuzzy had enough strength to tag in Dorf. Dorf, still somewhat bleeding in his left shoulder, knew that they need to be gone.*

* Dorf goes over to Mike, but Mike tries to run away, but Dorf barely caught Mike, by grabbing his tie and delivers a Dorf Bottom to Mike. Dorf then goes right over to Joel, but Joel attempts to run away as well, but Dorf grabs his tie as well, and with one hand, lifts Joel up and tosses him into the ring...and delivers a Dorf Bottom to Joel. Dorf turns around, and makes Mike stand up and delivers a Commu-Driver to him so he won't never forget...Dorf covers, 1...2...3!*

Announcer: The winners of the match, The Communists.

* Dorf delivers another Commu-Driver, but this time to Joel, twice, actually, the second one for the pen stabbing. While Fuzzy, talks angrily to Mike, "DON'T MESS WITH THE COMMUNISTS!"*

* The Communists start walking back from the ring when Toomi Bischoff heads out of the back.*

TB: Hold on there. Fuzzy, you’re excused for the evening. And stay in the back, or there will be problems. Dorf, I believe you have yourself a singles match as well. You wanted to do the tag match, but you had to have things your way. So, get yer ass back in the ring. Because your second match…is NOW!!

* Heiden-dorf makes his way to the ring with an introduction. He gets in the ring with dorf as Toomi points to the ToomiTron, which reads "5:00." Toomi grabs a chair & sits on the entryway. The bell rings as Toomi sits while Heiden-dorf & dorf lock up. Suddenly, Toomi is attacked from behind by fettster. Fettster nails Toomi with a chair, busting him open again. Fettster drags Toomi to the ring & tosses him in, while he climbs in the ring. Heiden-dorf sees what’s going on & he & dorf start attacking Toomi, as well. Fettster starts barking orders in the ring as dorf leaves the ring, tossing a table into the ring. Dorf sets the table up as Heiden-dorf grabs Toomi & chokeslams him through the table. Fettster grabs Toomi & tosses him into the corner, nailing a Bronco Buster. Fettster lifts up an unconscious Toomi & stands him up in the corner. Dorf runs at the corner with a clothesline. Heiden-dorf sets Toomi up on the top rope as fettster climbs the rope, setting Toomi up & nails a Hurricanarama. The 5-minute mark hits & Heiden-dorf lays down in the ring, as dorf covers him & fettster yells for the referee to count 1-2-3. dorf grabs the microphone.*

dorf: Hahahahahaha. You NEVER said who had to do the wrestling in the 5 minutes Tooms. Looks like your stupid stipulation has legal loopholes after all, huh?

* dorf & Heiden-dorf leave the ring as fettster stands above Toomi. Fettster grabs a steel chair & nails Toomi in the head again & grabs a microphone.*

fettster: Far from over.

* fettster leaves the ring as EMT’s rush into the ring to aid an unconscious Toomi Bischoff.*

Ring Announcer: The following match up is the Ultimate OX Match! The rules are simple: the EWT OX-Division Title is suspended above the ring by two intersecting cables. The first man to reach the belt, take it down from the wires, and hold onto it when they hit the mat will be declared the winner, and the EWT OX-Division Champion.

Introducing first, the challengers:

<"Perfect Cell Remix" plays on the PA as the fans rise to their feet>

Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 170 pounds, the AMAZING RED!

<Red enters, throwing up his hand sign, slapping hands with the fans and climbing the ropes to show off>

<The record playing Red's theme slows to halt as Strata's "Piece By Piece" hits>

Introducing second, hailing from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 202 pounds, this is SPAZ!

<Spaz enters the arena, looking around at the fans, who aren't quite sure how to react to him given all the recent happenings. Spaz gets a twisted smile on his face, almost like he's enjoying the fan's insecurity>

<As Spaz's theme slows down, "Tom Sawyer" begins playing>

Introducing third, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 202 pounds, he is the Phenomenal H.M. MYLES!

<Myles enters the arena with his hood down, but picks it up a bit to peer into the crowd. He enters the ring, throws his hood up, slaps his chest, and plays to the crowd, which pops big for him>

<The music stops and the lights go down, as "Praise Bloom" plays over the PA>

Finally, hailing from Parts Unknown, Wisconsin, weighing at Parts Unknown pounds, he is the current, reigning, and defending EWT OX-Division Champion, this. is. DAVID DAVIES!

<A blue light appears over the entryway, as Dave enters the arena, decked out in Muta-gear. He slowly walks to the ring, climbs to the mat, looks up, and spits the green mist, before dragging his thumb across his throat.>

<The four men meet in the middle of the ring, as the ref makes sure they know the rules. They're all ready; Myles and Red slap hands, as the four men go to their respective corners.>

<The bell rings, and immediately Dave heads for the cables above the ring. Quick as lightening, though, the three challengers run up, grab him, and pull him down to the mat, nearly tossing him across the ring. Myles quickly runs after him, slides, and hits a baseball kick to the gut, causing Dave to roll into the corner. Spaz follows Myles, trying to lock him in for a German Suplex on him, but Red gets behind Spaz, drops down, and sweeps his legs out from under him, pops up, and hits a dropkick to the back of his head. Before anyone can do anything else, Dave appears out of nowhere, turns Myles around, and nails a roaring forearm.>

<The four men seem ready to split off as Dave goes after Red, and Spaz goes after Myles. Spaz throws Myles into the corner and hits HARD knife-edge chops, the crowd "WOOO"ing along. He then grabs Myles' head and strikes him with blows from his knee, and puts Myles into a monkey flip. Myles lands on his feet, though, but Spaz charges him. Myles leaps over Spaz, jumps to the second turnbuckle, and Spaz turns around into a leaping Tornado DDT from Myles.>

<On the other side of the ring, Dave and Red exchange blows, each man trying to gain and advantage. Dave hits hard open hand strikes as Red responds with stiff kicks to the thigh and ribs. Red eventually goes on a tear, and hits repeated kicks on Dave's midsection, causing Dave to roll outside the ring. Dave turns to catch his breath, but turns around in time to eat a leaping springboard corkscrew Phoenix Splash from Red.>

<Spaz, who's putting the boots to Myles in the opposite corner, notices this, runs the ropes, and leaps through with a tope/suicide dive, but flies so far that he ends up in the first row at ringside. The fans pat Spaz on the back screaming "HOLY @#$%!" however, in the ring, Myles sees the commotion, notices the three men are getting close to getting back in the ring, and responds. He runs the ropes, leaps up into a springboard, gets SERIOUS elevation, and comes down on all three men with a 450 splash. The crowd erupts and applauds each man. Dave, who's recovered first, realizes he's the only one who hasn't done a dive yet, and gets in the ring, indicating to the crowd that he's ready to dive. He looks around, seeking the fans' approval, which they give uproariously. Dave turns to runs the ropes, stops, flips off the crowd, and runs towards the steel cables to go for the belt again.>

<By now, Red's up, and rolls into the ring. Dave's on the steel cable, hanging by two hands, but Red grabs his legs, pulling him down. Spaz and Myles get into the ring as well, and Dave's short advantage is lost. Dave responds, though, pushing Myles and Red away, and going after Spaz. Myles and Red stand aside for a moment as Dave pushes Spaz into a corner, hitting him with repeated blows, chops, kicks, forearms, causing Spaz to fall back into the turnbuckle for support. Dave walks back, quickly talks smack to Myles and Red, and charges Spaz. Spaz recovers, though, catches Dave, and gives him an Exploder Suplex INTO the turnbuckles. The crowd gasps as Dave hits the ground hard, barely stirring.>

<Spaz takes a breath, but Myles and Red are quickly on him. The two hit him with simultaneous blows, whip him into the ropes, and hit dual picture perfect dropkicks on him. Spaz is down, and Myles stands up and flips over, landing a legdrop across his neck; he gets up, grabs Red's foot, and flips Red over, allowing Red to flip in midair and nail a twisting senton on Spaz. Spaz smacks the mat, though, pumping himself up, so Amazing Phenomenon keeps up the work. They pick Spaz up, and again whip him into the ropes. Both Red and Myles attempt spin kicks on Spaz, but Spaz ducks through, hits Red with a boot to the stomach, and, quick as lightening, German Suplex's Myles>

<Red gets up and goes after Spaz, but Spaz responds with stiff forearm shots. Spaz whips Red into the ropes, catches him, drops him into a gutbuster, holds on, and throws him with a T-Bone Suplex. Red stirs, so Spaz doesn't go for the belt, but continues his assault. Spaz throws Red into the ropes, catches him, and instead of giving him a backdrop, opts to toss him HIGH into the air, hoping he crashes back down to the mat hard. Red, though, reaches up and grabs the cables, dangerously close to the belt. Spaz hurries, jumps up, wraps his arms around Red's torso, drops back, and pulls Red down face-first into the mat.>

<Spaz drags his thumb across his neck, and sets up for the Platinum Shockwave. Dave once again appears out of nowhere, though, leaps, steps up Red's back, and goes for a Shining Wizard on Spaz. Spaz ducks down, and Dave catches himself on the mat. Dave goes for it again, but Spaz hits a boot to the gut, and this time sets Dave up for the Shockwave, when suddenly Red kicks Spaz's knee out, causing Spaz to fall to one knee; before Spaz can get up, Myles has. Myles runs from the front, Red from the back, and the two run up and nail a dual enziguri to both sides of Spaz's head, causing Spaz to drop.>

<ave is pumped, and the three men standing go to work on one another. Red and Myles indicate towards one another that the time for teamwork may be over soon, and the men all circle one another. The three begin exchanging blows, but Dave grabs Red, whips him to the ropes, and picks him up for some kind of suplex; Dave pulls it off, but Red flies into Myles, who catches him and picks him up into powerbomb position. Red counters THAT, hits a hurricanarama on Myles, causing Myles to roll over and hit a rolling Kapou Kick on Dave, who backs off, bounces off the ropes, and decapitates Red with a lariat. All four men are down as the crowd applauds.>

<Spaz is up first, and gets towards the cables. Myles is up first to respond. As Spaz moves along the ropes by his hands, Myles leaps to the outside apron, and waves, getting Spaz's attention; Spaz turns around as Myles springboards into the ring with a flying forearm shot, causing Myles and Spaz to come crashing down back into the ring. Myles gets up, gathers his bearings, and starts to head for the steel cables. Dave's up, though, and leaps up right behind him, putting Myles into a leg grapevine/vice. Dave slips and lets go of the cables, and hangs upside down, his legs still wrapped around Myles. Spaz notices, runs up, and plants Dave down with a Down Under DDT, which causes Myles to come down, as well.>

<Spaz picks Dave up to attempt to put him away, but Dave responds with a Dragon Buster! Spaz rolls to the corner, but when Dave turns around, he eats a uranagi suplex from Red, who's back up. Red looks up and decides it's time, and begins his ascent to the cables. Red begins moving along, but Spaz is up. Spaz grabs the ropes and leaps up onto the top turnbuckles, takes half a second to set up, and leaps off with a HUGE spear on Red, sending both men crashing across the ring. The crowd is hot, the unpredictability of the match in full force.>

<Myles takes another chance at the cables, noticing the opening, and starts inching along. Myles starts getting VERY close to the belt, when Dave, out of nowhere, springboards in with a dropkick to Myles' gut. The sheer force of it causes Myles, who clings to the cables, to flip over, lose his grip on the cables, do a full 360 HIGH in the air, and come crashing down on his back and neck. Myles grabs at his back, not to mention his not fully healed ribs, after he lands, struggling to get to his feet.>

<Spaz gets up, but Myles and Dave start getting up as well. Myles and Spaz trade blows, and Myles gets Spaz up on the top turnbuckle, looking for a 'home run swing', and hooks him for an Exploder; before he can, Dave gets under him and hooks his legs, powerbomb style. Before Dave can hit THAT, Red pops up, climbs up the Tower of Doom, and as Dave starts to bring the whole thing down, Red flips, and grabs Myles into a reverse Sliced Bread #2, which also causes Spaz, who's still in position for the Exploder, to land on Red, as all four men come crashing down. The crowd is going nuts at this point, as Dave's the first to, very slowly, get to his feet.>

<ave looks up and notices he's finally open for the belt. He starts climbing, and inches his way closer and closer; as he does, though, Red is up on the turnbuckle behind him. Red quickly makes his way over, the desperation giving him an energy boost. He brings a boot up and kicks Dave, but Dave holds strong. He does it again, and again Dave holds tight. Red goes to do it again, but instead wraps his legs around Dave, lets go of the ropes, let's himself flip upside down, and pulls Dave down with a...CODE RED FROM THE STEEL CABLES! Another chant for sacred excrement begins, and Dave looks dead in the water.>

<Red gets up, staggering around, and throws up the Red hand signal; as he turns around, Spaz pops up, nails a boot to the gut, PLATINUM SHOCKWAVE! Spaz gets up, but Myles is up, hits a blow, and sets up for the Myles Clash! Spaz ducks down, crawls through Myles' legs, kicks Myles' knee out from under him, gets up, and hits a STIFF kick to Myles' still sore ribs. Spaz takes the initiative and heads up to go to the belt, but Myles has a burst of energy, and climbs up as well. By now, Red's up, and climbs the third turnbuckle, as the three converge on the belt. Dave, who's sore as hell, manages to get up as well, and, to no one's surprise, goes to the last corner, and begins moving in on the belt himself.>

<The four men meet in the center, each reaching for the OX-Title belt. Limbs fly around in every direction, as each man swats the other away and tries for the belt himself. Spaz and Red reach up and wrap their legs on the cables, as Myles reaches over with his legs, and ends up getting them around Dave. Spaz takes the chance to lay some blows in on Myles, while Red attacks Dave, causing both men to fall from the cables and crash.>

<Now alone, Red and Spaz begin fighting over the belt. Again, fists, forearms, legs, fly about as their fight becomes a blur of strikes. Red, quick as anything, reaches over and grabs the belt, though; Spaz notices and grabs it as well. Their grabs cause the belt to come loose, and the two each have a hand on it, pulling like a tug of war.>

<On the floor, Dave and Myles are trying to deal with one another and get back on the cables. Myles looks up and sees what's happening. Spaz and Red are both hanging a little low, as they're using their legs more so than their arms to keep themselves suspended. Myles is taken by surprise as Dave hits him, and puts him in powerbomb position. Myles takes the chance to stretch, reach out, and grab the belt from both Spaz and Red, who are shocked by the move. Myles comes crashing down to the mat with the belt...>

<...or he would, if Dave didn't catch him again on the way down in powerbomb position. Noting that he can't drop Myles on the mat, or he'll lose, Dave holds Myles up for the powerbomb, runs forward, and SMASHES Myles back-first into the turnbuckles, his back hitting the top turnbuckle, his legs up in the air, away from the mat, and victory. Myles loses his grip on the belt, and it gets tossed behind Dave. Spaz and Red both leap down from the cables, but Dave, who's right there, turns around, makes a dive, and holds tight to the belt.>

<ave immediately rolls out of the ring as both Spaz and Red chase after him.>

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and STILL EWT OX-Division Champion of the World, DAVID DAVIES!

<ave looks down at the belt, looking as if he just realized what he's done. He gets a huge smile on his face, and holds the belt high, pointing to his head, indicating how quick thinking he was. Spaz and Red gaze from the ring angrily, as Myles gets to his feet, also upset. Dave walks off, laughing and, more importantly, victorious.>

Announcer: This next contest is the Boot Camp Match & is scheduled for 1 fall. Coming to the ring first, here is Sgt. Apeguy. And his opponent in his last match for EWT. Here is the legend, Marcel Adams.

* Sgt. sits in the corner as Adams makes his way into the ring. Adams parades around as Sarge just sits there, watching, waiting. Adams turns towards the fans as Sarge attacks him from behind with a boot. Sarge starts pounding on Adams back with the boot. Sarge grabs Adams & throws him into the ropes, nailing him in the head with the boot. Sarge drops the boot & lifts up Adams. Adams connects with a low blow axe handle & grabs Sarge, throwing him into the ropes. Adams hits a high knee to Sarge. Adams lifts up Sarge & bodyslams him. Adams grabs the boot & starts pounding it into Sarge’s head. Sarge screams in what sounds like delight as he starts bleeding. Adams grabs Sarge & throws him into the ropes & nails a boot to the head. Adams grabs Sarge’s leg & applies the figure 4 leglock. Sarge refuses to give up & reaches into his tights. He pulls something out of it & blows it into Adams’ face. Adams lets go of the hold as the dust blinds him. Sarge gets to his feet & licks his hands clean. Sarge reaches into his tights again & pulls out a straw, breaking the straw & putting part of it in his mouth.

Sarge: Mmm, pixy sticks.

* Sarge grabs a blinded Adams & throws him over the top rope. Sarge gets on the apron & runs the apron, dropping an elbow on Adams. Sarge starts licking Adams’ face where the powder is.*

Sarge: Mmm, pixy sticks.

* Sarge grabs Adams & throws him into the barricade. Sarge charges at Adams but Adams backflips him into the crowd. Adams grabs Sarge & rams his bloody head into the barricade. Adams pulls Sarge back over the barricade & throws him into the Dutch Announce Table. Adams rolls Sarge onto the table as the Dutch scatter. Adams climbs onto the table & scoops up Adams, pile driving him onto the table, shattering the table. Adams looks around & grabs one of the Dutch Announcers. Adams yanks the wooden shoe off the announcer & takes the pointy part & starts digging it into the forehead of Sarge. Sarge starts bleeding even more then before. Adams throws Sarge into the barricade & runs at him, ramming the wooden shoe into Sarge’s head. Adams drops the shoe & sets up Sarge for a belly to back suplex. Adams hits the move & grabs Sarge. Adams goes for a punch as Sarge blocks a punch. Sarge blocks another punch. Sarge looks right at Adams & spits in his face. Saliva mixed with the dripping blood flies, temporary blinding Adams. Sarge grabs Adams & hits him with a throw away slam. Sarge climbs to the apron & runs again, missing with an elbow drop. Adams gets to his feet, grabbing Sarge, throwing him into the barricade. Adams grabs Sarge & runs with him in the aisle way, hitting a Bulldog headlock on the concrete. Adams grabs Sarge, who seems limp, & drags him up the aisle way to the stage. Adams sets Sarge for a normal suplex on the stage, but Sarge manages to block it & turn it into his own suplex. Sarge drops an elbow on Adams & grabs him, hitting a body slam. Sarge grabs Adams by the hair & runs down the aisle way with him, ramming his head on the apron. Sarge rams Adams head into the ring post, busting him open. Sarge grabs a chair & holds it high above his chair, when Adams connects a low blow. Adams grabs the dropped chair, smashing it on Sarge’s head. Adams drops the chair & nails a DDT onto the chair. Adams Adams lifts up Sarge & hits a piledriver onto the chair. Sarge rolls around, clutching his head, screaming in what sounds like delight again. Adams starts giving the boot to Sarge. Sarge manages to grab Adams foot & knock him off balance. Sarge gets to his feet & grabs a pitcher of water from the Dutch Announce Table. Sarge smashes the pitcher over Adams’ head. Sarge grabs Adams & runs him head first into the Sesame Street Announce Table. Sarge grabs Elmo & gives him a kiss. Sarge then hits Adams with Elmo & throws Elmo onto Adams. Sarge grabs Adams & tosses him onto the table. Sarge sets up Adams for a double arm DDT & connects, sending both men crashing through the table. The referee looks at something & counts 1-2-3.*

Announcer: The winner of the Boot Camp Match….Marcel Adams!!!

*The fans are shocked as a bloody & battered Sgt. Apeguy gets to his feet, he starts yelling at the referee as the referee shows Sarge the replay on the ToomiTron. The replay shows that after the double arm DDT, Adams had landed on Sarge. Sarge landed on his back, both shoulders down while Adams landed on his front. An angry Sgt apeguy grabs the referee & nails him with an Eye For An Eye.

Ring Announcer: <in the "gravely serious" voice> The following match up is a BEST OF THREE FALLS MATCH! <big pop from the crowd> There will be NO TIME LIMIT. The falls are not being wrestled under stipulations; rather, they are being wrestled by understanding. The first fall, by agreement of both men involved, shall be technical; the second, Strong Style; and, if necessary, the third is a Wild Card.

<The lights go out as Easy E's "Real Mutha@#$%in' G's" hits the PA...BANG!...and with the gun shot the lights come back on, going strobe-style.>

Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Bladeberry, he is the Danish Destroyer, and the Old Age Punisher...THIS. IS. D-BOY!

<Berry enters first, decked out in her very best, leading D-Boy, who wears his black basketball shorts, boots, top, and his black mask that covers most of his face below the eyes. He has a bandana on, as well, but he takes that and the mask off as starts marching around the ring, giving cold, deathly glances towards the crowd. Some fans cheer like mad, while other boo the ultra-heel. D-Boy only holds up his arm in response. He steps up to the apron, and holds the rope down for Berry, who steps over. They stand in the corner, waiting.>

<The record slows down, and there is a brief silence before the lights go out. A blue light shines on the entryway as "Disposable Teens" blasts over the PA, and the silent woman enters, turns, and kneels in front of the entry way>

Ring Announcer: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by his silent disciple, from Newark, New Jersey, weighing in at 218 pounds, he is the Fallen Dragon, and the EWT Icon; this. is. HITMANMARK!

<With that HMark enters through the curtains, hood down. He walks towards the ring, and right before he reaches it, throws his hood back, looking around. He parades around the ring, throwing his arms out wide, yelling to the crowd. Before he gets in the ring, though, he puts a hand in front his valet; she gives him a worried look, but he signals for her to head to the back. She actually hugs him, but he still sends her away. D-Boy looks at Berry, and indicates the same. She nods, gives him a kiss on the cheek, and leaves.>

<-Boy and HMark stand in opposing corners as HMark removes his leather jacket and sunglasses. The crowd immediately begins dueling chants of "LET'S GO H-MARK!" and "LET'S GO D-BOY!". The two meet in the middle of the ring, give each other a brief look in the eye, and the bell rings, signaling the start of the first fall.>

<The two lock up, but HMark immediately hits an armdrag takedown. D-Boy backs off, but tries another lockup, and again HMark hits an armdrag; this time, HMark holds his arm, drives his knee into D-Boys' ribs, and grabs his hand, tugging at his fingers. D-Boy grunts in pain, but rolls on to his back, kicks out, and gets his feet on the ropes. HMark steps back, a wide, arrogant smile on his face, trying to establish himself as the better technical worker.>

<The two meet again in the middle of the ring, and HMark talks smack, but D-Boy gives him a pieface, and talks right back. HMark smiles, but more in an effort to brush the insult off. The two men back off, and get ready to lock up again.>

<They lock up for real, each man grinding his forearms into the other's ears; the lock up is so hard, they're forced to break it, both men stretching their arms. They try again, and D-Boy manages to get HMark into a headlock. HMark pushes off the ropes and whips D-Boy, and meets him with a shoulder block; both men stand their ground, and D-Boy runs the ropes again; this time HMark drops down, but D-Boy, instead of leaping over him, drops down after him and slaps the headlock back on. HMark struggles as D-Boy REALLY cinches it in, and manages to get to his feet, elbow D-Boy's gut, sweep his legs out, drop down and grab D-Boy's legs, putting him into an Indian Deathlock, reaching over and grinding his elbow into D-Boy's back as he does so. D-Boy quickly reaches over and grabs the ropes, and the two stand back, to the applause of the crowd.>

<The two square off again, and this time HMark pushes D-Boy to the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, and HMark begins to back away, but at the last second hits a big open palm strike upside D-Boy's face. D-Boy staggers, and HMark grabs him into a headlock takeover, quickly floats over, turns D-Boy over, drives a knee into D-Boy's back, and another, this time grinding it in, while reaching over and using both of his hands to pull at D-Boy's face. The ref starts the five count on this illegal hold on the face, and HMark breaks at four, but immediately goes back to it, again breaking it at four, giving the ref a mischievous smile.>

<HMark picks D-Boy up, firmly set on working his back. He hits a backdrop driver suplex and actually hooks in a bridge, but it only gets a two. HMark gets up, and again has a cocky look on his face. He picks D-Boy up, but D-Boy drops to one knee, and quickly nails a European Uppercut to HMark's chin. D-Boy takes HMark down with a headlock, but this time turns him over, stands up, and lays a boot into the back of HMark's neck, before stomping on it a couple of time. D-Boy gets down, and basically puts HMark into a double underhook while he's sitting down, like a "reverse Full Nelson". HMark struggles, but turns over towards the ropes, breaking it. HMark backs off to the corner, holding the back of his neck, and D-Boy gives him a look, and says "Guess I ain't half bad either, right mother@#$%er?".>

<The two square off, and this time D-Boy gets HMark into the corner, and hits a shoulderblock to the gut. He sets HMark up on the top turnbuckle and steps up, trying to get a double underhook on him; HMark squeaks out, though, drops down, and quickly leaps behind D-Boy climbing onto the top rope with him. Both men balance precariously as HMark grabs D-Boy, throws his arm over his shoulder, and hits a Top Rope Backdrop Driver Suplex, causing D-Boy's back to hit the mat with a ton of impact. HMark rolls over and grabs his neck a bit, rubbing it to lessen the pain. But he gets to his feet, knowing the advantage is now his.>

<HMark grabs D-Boy, picks him up, and starts nailing forearm shots to his back. He pushes him into the ropes, and as D-Boy walks backwards off them, HMark nails another hard forearm, this one sending D-Boy throw the ropes onto the apron. D-Boy stands up, but HMark charges and hits a running dropkick, sending D-Boy flying into the steel barricade, backfirst. HMark quickly rolls out the ring, hits a few European Uppercuts, grabs D-Boy by the torso, and begins ramming him into the steel barricade all around the ring. He tosses D-Boy back in, and jaws with the crowd, saying "Who's house is this?!". among other things.>

<Back in the ring, D-Boy struggles to his feet, but falls back clutching his back. HMark stalks after him, but D-Boy slides along the mat, kicking his leg out, making distance between himself and HMark. D-Boy makes it to the corner, and pulls himself up; HMark comes after him, but D-Boy is up with enough time to duck out of the corner, and hit a standing dropkick to the back of HMark's head, jerking his neck forward, and also sending HMark crashing face-first into the turnbuckle. D-Boy grabs at his back, but HMark's neck acts up again. D-Boy decides to take the advantage, grabs HMark from behind, hits a German Suplex, rolls through, stays on the mat, and wraps his legs around HMark's neck in a Figure Four position. HMark struggles, but causes himself more pain. HMark tries to bridge up, but D-Boy bring a STIFF open palm down on HMark's chest, dropping him down. D-Boy holds it for awhile, but HMark finally manages to roll over, get onto his stomach, slip out, get to his feet, and, while D-Boy is still on the mat, leap up and hit a double foot stomp onto D-Boy's back. D-Boy lets out a yell of agony, but HMark slumps into the corner holding his neck, unable to take the advantage.>

<Both men stagger up, and HMark hits a hard knife-edge chop on D-Boy. D-Boy responds with one of his own, and two exchange a few blows. HMark eventually goes down to an especially hard strike, and D-Boy goes after him, this time grabbing HMark into a crossface, but leaning over at a different angle, putting more pressure on the upper neck. D-Boy keeps one arm there, and uses his free one to grab one of HMark's legs, and sits up, pulling HMark's neck and leg along with him. HMark lets out a yell, but uses his free leg to kick D-Boy in the ribs, not especially hard, but enough to break the hold.>

<HMark is slow to his feet, and D-Boy begins to measure him for a lariat, which would be even worse for his neck. D-Boy gets his target, runs the ropes, but HMark ducks the lariat, and dropkicks D-Boy's knee out from under him. HMark immediately leaps on the target as D-Boy staggers to his feet, leaps up, and hits a Lungblower on D-Boy, bringing him down onto both of HMark's knees back-first. Instead of letting go, HMark keeps both his knees on D-Boy's back, and grabs his neck for a Dragon Sleeper at the same time, eliciting a gasp from the crowd. D-Boy gets his neck free from the Dragon Clutch, but HMark rolls him onto his stomach, keeps a knee on his back, and grabs D-Boy's leg; HMark drapes it over his head, pulling on it in an extreme halfcrab as his knee continues to drive into D-Boy's back. D-Boy manages to the ropes, but HMark picks him up, lifts him up for what would be a side suplex, but instead drops D-Boy into a backbreaker. He keeps the hold, and follows it up with another backbreaker, this time keeping D-Boy's back on his knee, while using his hands to push down on D-Boy's chest and legs, stretching his back out.>

<-Boy manages to roll out of this, and rolls out of the ring to collect himself. HMark measures him up and goes for a tope suicida, but D-Boy sees him coming, and side steps, causing HMark to crash into the steel barricade. D-Boy stands up, straightening his back out, and goes to work on HMark. He grabs HMark in a cravat neckhold, before unceremoniously slamming him into the steel neck-first; he does it two more times, causing HMark to land in a heap. D-Boy picks HMark up, and goes for a kick, but HMark catches his leg, and quickly drags it, smashing it onto the top of the barricades. D-Boy is slowed, and HMark is able to roll back into the ring to collect himself.>

<-Boy gets a pissed expression on his face, upset that he couldn't keep up the offense. He slowly gets into the ring, but HMark hits a forearm and goes for a Russian Legsweep. D-Boy blocks it, though, and takes HMark down to the mat; D-Boy looks like he's locking HMark, who's on his stomach, into some kind of reverse Sharpshooter, but instead of locking that on, instead locks the legs, leans forward, and grabs the head/neck, locking in a modified, improved version of a STF. The crowd oohs at the sight, and HMark struggles against it, feeling the pain in his back, his legs, and especially his neck.>

<HMark is stuck in the hold for a good while, with D-Boy screaming "Tap, you bastard!". HMark eventually makes it to the ropes, but instead of giving a clean break, D-Boy grabs the top rope, leaps into the air, and comes down with a boot on the back of HMark's neck. D-Boy keeps the advantage for a bit; HMark staggers towards the ropes after taking a few strikes, but D-Boy charges from behind him, grabs him for an Ace Crusher/Diamond Cutter, but instead leaps CLEAR over the top rope to the floor, bringing HMark's neck down on the top rope. D-Boy gets a sadistic smile, and rolls back into the ring. HMark is working to get air, and goes towards the ropes.>

<-Boy comes into the ring, moving slowly towards HMark, but HMark reaches up from the mat and tries a small package rollup; 1...2...kick out by D-Boy. D-Boy gets to his feet and tries to put the boots on HMark, but HMark grabs his foot, locking in a reverse Indian Deathlock. HMark starts slamming himself back, putting pressure on D-Boy's legs. HMark stands up, and looks towards the crowd, with a nasty look on his face; he suddenly leans back into a bridge, putting enormous pressure on D-Boy's legs. The crowd starts cheering like mad, and HMark holds it, but eventually starts to waver, his neck acting up.>

<HMark rolls over, the Deathlock still intact, but both men are not on their stomachs. HMark tries to stretch backwards, and grabs at D-Boy, dragging him up, as well. The two are now upright, their knees locked in the Deathlock, their backs facing each other's; HMark reaches his arm around D-Boy's neck, and starts tugging, putting pressure on his back as well. D-Boy struggles mightily, until he finally reaches up and grabs HMark's neck as well. D-Boy starts tugging more, and starts pulling HMark back; he pulls him more and more, until HMark's back is nearly parallel to the mat, pulling and tweaking at his neck. HMark, after receiving a ton of pain, finally rolls out, grabs the ropes, and the crowd cheers for the great exchange.>

<Both men get to their feet, and the two start exchanging blows again. The match is nearing the 40-minute mark as both men stagger, falling back against the ropes. D-Boy shoots off the ropes with a discus forearm, but HMark ducks it, scoops him up, and nails a HARD prototypical bodyslam. D-Boy gets up, and HMark hits another. And another. And another. D-Boy's back is in agony, and he rolls on the mat; HMark quickly runs to the corner, leaps to the top rope, and hits the Swandive Headbutt, knocking D-Boy dizzy. HMark, a bit stunned as well, gets to his feet, picks D-Boy up, and locks him into a bearhug.>

<HMark cinches it in, squeezing at D-Boys' ribs, and putting pressure on his back. D-Boy tries to fight out, but, with his legs weakened, he has a hard time regaining his center and keeping his balance as he tries. Finally, he starts clubbing at the sides of HMark's head, hitting his ears, doing anything he can to break it; HMark shuts his eyes, screams, and cinches it in more. D-Boy let's out a scream of his own, and HMark takes the chance to make things worse.>

<He picks D-Boy up, bringing D-Boy's legs around his torso. HMark then lowers D-Boy's head towards the mat, hanging him upside down. HMark then steps forward, arching D-Boy's back in a way no man's back should arch. D-Boy struggles, twisting and turning, but it only makes the pain worse. He tries to kick out of it with his legs, but his legs have been worn down. Then with one final yell, HMark walks another couple steps, bending his back even more. D-Boy, at long last, gives in and taps around the 40 minute mark>

Ring Announcer: The winner of the first fall, by submission, HITMANMARK! There will now be a 30 second rest period.

<Both men go back to their corners, and each are given a little bit of water. Each man has a hard time getting to his feet, but both eventually manage as the 30 seconds run out.>

<The bell rings on the second fall, as both men take attack positions, ready for a test of Strong Style. At first, both men dance around the ring a bit, feeling each other out. D-Boy goes for a quick kick, but HMark backs off, avoiding it; HMark quickly tries to come back with a forearm shot, but D-Boy ducks that. The two back off, and get ready to attempt this again.>

<HMark comes forward, and forces D-Boy into a corner; but D-Boy slips out, gets behind HMark, turns him around, and starts hitting a series of stiff chops on him, and slaps to the face. HMark staggers a bit, but charges with a short range spear out of the corner, and the two go down to the mat, rolling around the ring, trying to get in more blows. The fists fly as the two hit their hardest, and both men's heads can be seen jerking back with some of the blows. Eventually, they roll out of the ring, and start trading blows on the mat. D-Boy quickly gains the advantage with a kick to the thigh, and whips HMark into the barricade, flipping HMark over with the force.>

<-Boy quickly measures HMark up, and charges forward with a Yakuza kick. HMark's head jerks back, again aggravating his neck, and D-Boy backs off, ready to try another, but this time HMark ducks, and D-Boy's foot gets caught in a gap in the steel barricade. HMark notices this, measures it, and kicks the barricade, trying to snap D-Boy's leg in the process. D-Boy lets out a howl of pain, but responds with a knife-edge chop, his leg still caught in the barricade. HMark hits back with a forearm, but D-Boy gets his leg loose, charges, and slams HMark's head into the timekeeper's table. HMark pops up, and D-Boy charges, but HMark grabs him in an overhead belly-to-belly onto the concrete floor, stopping D-Boy's momentum.>

<Back in the ring, HMark puts the boots to D-Boy, snapmare's him over, and nails a stiff kick to the back, causing D-Boy to squeeze his shoulders together in pain. D-Boy gets an enraged look on his face, though, and when HMark charges to hit another, D-Boy grabs his leg, drops him to the mat, sits him up, and starts hitting many of his own, rapid-fire style. HMark feels the pain, but stands up, grabbing D-Boy in a DDT like position, but starts hitting knee-strikes to his face. D-Boy blocks the last one, takes out one of HMark's knees, and starts hitting a series of nearly 10 Kawada kicks to HMark's head, causing HMark to fall into the corner, completely dazed.>

<-Boy sees his opportunity, and starts giving HMark facewashes in the corner. After three, and runs the ropes, and, instead of hitting a facewash, opts to hit a running knee to HMark's face. It hits so hard that HMark now has a trickle of blood on the side of his head. D-Boy picks HMark up, but HMark gets his senses back and hits a STO, taking D-Boy down, and begins laying in forearm shots with both arms, repeatedly. D-Boy tries to block them, but HMark puts his hands on D-Boy's shoulders, stands on his hands, and comes down with a double knee blow on D-Boy's gut. D-Boy starts coughing loudly, the wind taken out of him.>

<HMark picks D-Boy up and attempts an Aztex Suplex (a standing Japanese chokehold (where you cross your opponents own arms in front of his neck) into a bridged suplex), but his neck hurts too badly, giving D-Boy enough time to turn around, grab HMark, and nail a fall-away Tiger Suplex. HMark grabs his neck in agony, and D-Boy has an idea what to do. He hefts HMark up, and this time delivers a Wrist-Clutch Exploder, again dumping HMark on his head/neck. D-Boy feels firmly in control, and continues his dissection.>

<He picks HMark up, and slaps on a Full Nelson. HMark struggles, knowing how to escape it, but D-Boy then takes him, starts spinning around, and eventually slams HMark down to the mat. D-Boy stumbles, a bit dizzy, but gets to his feet quickly. D-Boy picks HMark up and whips him into the ropes; but HMark returns with a flying leg lariat, giving him a chance to put D-Boy down and regain his composure. Both men get up and exchange stiff blows, but D-Boy manages to knock HMark out of the ring. HMark staggers, and turns around right as D-Boy comes FLYING at him with a tope con heelo (suicide dive with a flip in midair after going through the ropes), causing both men to collapse against the steel barricade, bruised and battered. The crowd gives a "HOLY @#$%!">

<-Boy's first to his feet, but HMark gets an adrenaline rush, and hits hard right hands and forearms, the sound of his forearm hitting D-Boy's face echoing through the arena. D-Boy stumbles forward as HMark leaps to the ring apron; D-Boy turns around as HMark runs at him with a Shining Wizard off the ring apron! D-Boy hits the floor hard, but the fall takes a bit out of HMark, too, and again both are down.>

<HMark eventually gets up and rolls D-Boy into the ring. This fall has been going about 15 minutes, so the hour mark is approaching. HMark starts hitting stiff blows to D-Boy, but D-Boy responds with a standing kick to HMark's ribs, following it up with two more. D-Boy whips HMark to the corner, and charges, leaping up in a Monkey Flip attempt, but HMark grabs him, turns it around, and sits D-Boy on the top rope. HMark screams "DRAGON'S WINGS!", grabs D-Boy in a double underhook on the top rope, and turns him around, face-planting him in a Dragon's Wings! The crowd pops like mad, but HMark rolls out of the ring, unable to make the cover, too worn down.>

<HMark eventually makes it back into the ring...a cover gets 1...2...2 7/8ths. The trickle of blood on HMark's head is getting a little stronger. HMark picks D-Boy up, but D-Boy, quick as lightening, attacks, grabs HMark, and sets him up for a Fisherman's Buster; HMark drops down, though, kicks D-Boy, sets him up for a Fisherman's of his own, but instead swings it around into a Fisherman's Suplex/Neckbreaker/Bridged Pin attempt known as the Golden Gate Swing. The ref drops down for the count, but D-Boy STILL manages to kick out; HMark looks bewildered, almost pleading with the ref.>

<HMark again picks D-Boy up, but this time D-Boy responds, picks him up, and DOES hit the Fisherman's Buster! A pin attempt, 1-2-NONONONONO. The crowd's on the edge of their seats at all the explosive, killer, stiff looking moves. D-Boy stands HMark up, backs up, and comes off the ropes with a Yakuza Kick. HMark, instead of falling, backs into the ropes, and bounces off with a Yakuza Kick of his own. D-Boy stumbles back, and comes back with another; HMark does the same, and the War of Attrition continues. Each stiff kick is a bad blow to HMark's neck.>

<Eventually, HMark comes back with another Yakuza attempt, but D-Boy ducks down, grabs HMark, and hits a Saito Suplex! A quick pin gets a two count, and HMark pushes off, trying to sit up, but when he does, D-Boy comes back with a Shining Wizard of his own! Another pin, 1...2...KICKOUT. Now it's D-Boy's turn to look shocked, both men now unsure how to put their opponent away.>

<-Boy lifts HMark up, and again the two exchange forearms. They begins exchanging forearms like they were exchanging Yakuza's before. HMark eventually gets the advantage, whips D-Boy to the ropes, but D-Boy ducks a lariat attempt, and comes back with one of his own! HMark nearly does a 360 in midair from the force. D-Boy picks HMark up, and whips him into the ropes, and picks him up in a Death Valley Driver position; HMark fights it, though, punching D-Boy's head. D-Boy's forced to drop him, and HMark goes for a spinning heel kick, but D-Boy ducks it, grabs him again, this time in a Torture Rack position.>

<But D-Boy doesn't hit a Torture Rack...D-Boy holds him up, walks forward, and drops down...BURNING HAMMER! The ref counts 1...2...3!>

Ring Announcer: The winner of the second fall...D-BOY!

<Again, both men are sent to their corners; HMark's nearly out from the Hammer, but they pour water on his face to bring him back. Both men are beaten down, the second fall going about 20 minutes. The announcer describes the third, and final, fall>

RA: The third and final fall will be an ANYTHING GOES match! No holds are barred, weapons are allowed, no count outs, no disqualifications, and falls count anywhere!

<Both men get to their feet as the bell rings for the final fall, and immediately tackle one another, exchanging punches, kicks, anything they can conceivably do to each other. The match almost immediately goes outside the ring, and the two exchange hard hits, sending one another reeling. D-Boy eventually gets the advantage, and reaches for the ring bell; D-Boy hits HMark with the back of it, turns it around , but HMark blocks him from hitting him with the bell itself. HMark then tosses D-Boy aside into the barricade, and hunts under the ring, pulling out...A LADDER.>

<HMark stalks D-Boy, and charges with the ladder, smashing it into D-Boy's face. He charges again, this time pressing it against D-Boy, sandwiching D-Boy between it and the barricade. HMark sets it up on the ring apron, almost making a bridge between the ring and the barricade with it. He goes to whip D-Boy into it, but D-Boy reverses, causing HMark to crash face-first into it. D-Boy's mouth is bleeding, and he spits a mist of blood in the air, and goes on the attack.>

<-Boy finds himself a good, old fashioned chair, and goes to work; he smashes it on HMark's back, and jabs it, knowingly, into the back of his neck, before pressing down with it on HMark's neck. He whips HMark into the barricade, and HMark slides down, in a seated position. D-Boy charges, holds the chair out, and Yakuza's the chair INTO HMark's face. The crowd is shocked once again. D-Boy rolls HMark into the ring, and looks under the ring, finding what he wants: a fork, wrapped in a cloth. He takes the fork out, drapes HMark over the ropes, and begins attacking HMark's already cut head, causing more trickles of blood to come down, causing the right side of HMark's face to become covered in his life plasma.>

<-Boy eventually just jabs it into HMark's head, satisfied. He goes out and looks under the ring, and takes out a few tables for good measure, setting some up outside the ring, and a couple inside. He puts one in the corner, and whips HMark dead on into it, shattering it in half. D-Boy charges HMark, but HMark ducks, and flips D-Boy over the top rope. D-Boy lands on the apron, but HMark connects with an open palm, sending D-Boy crashing to the outside. HMark slides after him, and sets D-Boy up so he's laying on the ladder, which is still set up. HMark then climbs to the apron, leaps to the top rope, leaps off, and nails an Arabian Press onto D-Boy's prone body, bending the ladder in the process. The crowd lets out yet another "HOLY @#$%!">

<HMark rolls on the concrete in pain, but gets to his feet, and rolls D-Boy into the ring. Seeing the other ladder is bent, HMark gets ANOTHER one from under the ring, and brings it in with him. HMark goes to work on D-Boy, further wearing him down, and sets the ladder up near the opposing corner. HMark turns around as D-Boy charges him with a lariat, but this one doesn't have nearly the same force, as both men are exhausted; the match, in total, is now passing the 70 minute mark.>

<Both men are very slow to get up, and one again trade hard hits, the crowd following each back and forth, fully absorbed, waiting for the outcome. HMark finally gains the advantage, knocking D-Boy down; HMark retrieves one of the other tables, and sets it up by the corner, laying D-Boy on it. HMark points to the turnbuckle, yelling "BEST. MOONSAULT. EVER!" and does the Double Jump Moonsault, taking D-Boy through the table. HMark again rolls in pain, and is too slow to make a cover for more than two. HMark sets another table up, though, and goes for it again, but, this time, D-Boy rolls off, and HMark goes crashing through with the Moonsault.>

<-Boy staggers to his feet, and tries for a cover, but STILL only gets two. D-Boy looks up, and sees the ladder HMark brought in, and sets up a table by that. D-Boy lays HMark on the table, and, with a sick smile, begins to ascend the ladder. HMark, miraculously, gets off the table to his feet, and climbs after him; halfway up the ladder, HMark catches up, and, after a struggle, manages to toss D-Boy off the ladder. D-Boy flies, and bounces off the ropes, collapsing in a heap.>

<This time, HMark takes the advantage, and lays D-Boy on the same table. HMark starts his ascent, but, this time, it's D-Boy's turn to get up and chase after him. HMark climbs the ladder backwards as D-Boy approaches him, and tries to grab his leg. HMark struggles against it, and D-Boy clings to HMark's leg for dear life, trying to shake him off the ladder. The two are again halfway up. The fight continues, D-Boy hitting straight on hard right hands to HMark's thighs, and HMark trying to simply kick D-Boy off. Suddenly, HMark manages to kick D-Boy hard enough to free his leg; the crowd suddenly draws in it's collective breath as HMark leaps, flips over D-Boy, grabs him around the waste, and powerbombs him down, straight into the waiting table below.>

<The crowd explodes, screaming, "THIS IS AWESOME!" chants flying, as the two men lay, now near the 80-minute mark, nearly unconscious, on the mat. The ref administers the 10 count, but HMark stirs at 7, pulling himself up with the ropes, just barely. D-Boy is barely moving, and the ref, suddenly afraid for his health, tells HMark to stand back as he checks on D-Boy.>

<HMark walks towards one of the corners, upset but too exhausted to argue. Suddenly, the crowd's attention is drawn to the aisle way>

Joey Styles: Waitaminute, who the hell...it's SPAZ! What's he doing here?! He said he was going to shock the world tonight, and he certainly had a great showing in the Ultimate OX match, but what could he possibly do now that could further injure D-Boy?

<Spaz enters the ring, the fans unsure how to react. Spaz walks up towards D-Boy's prone body, but the ref pushes him away, not wanting anyone to touch D-Boy for a minute. Spaz, without a word, backs off, and the ref continues checking D-Boy. HMark approaches Spaz, when, without warning, Spaz kicks HMark straight in the gut, and...>

Styles: OH MY GOD! PLATINUM SHOCKWAVE ON HMARK! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHAT'S SPAZ DOING?!

<Spaz stands and laughs, and goes and tells the referee that HMark collapsed; Spaz actually begins to pull D-Boy on top of HMark for the pin, when the lights suddenly go out.>

Styles: Now what?!

<A blue light shines on the entryway as a strange riff starts to play, when, suddenly, Faith No More's "Another Body Murdered" starts to play. As the song hits the first verse, the lights come back on, and, running out of the entryway straight for the ring...>

Styles: OHMYGODIT'S VARIABLE! HE'S BEEN OUT ALL THIS TIME WITH A BROKEN NECK! HE'S BACK, HE'S BACK!!!

<Var hits the ring at full steam, and starts hitting Spaz with a series of slaps to the head, following it up and finishing the Flurry With An Enziguri. Both Spaz and Var trip over D-Boy and HMark, and the ref, in the chaos, calls for the bell. The bell continues to ring, but the brawl continues, until finally, Jz and Berry run to the ring. Jz lariats Var from behind, but Var turns around, enraged. He goes to attack Jz, but Spaz is up, and the two men, along with Berry, attack the returning former champ. HMark and DBoy finally begin stirring, and HMark, seeing Var, tackles Spaz, as D-Boy also enters the fray. However, D-Boy stops momentarily, with a shocked expression on his face as he sees Spaz. Spaz just nods, and the two start laughing, as D-Boy congratulates him.>

<The entryway lights up again, as Mox and the silent woman run to the ring. Mox immediately goes after Jz, but Jz rolls out, and Mox turns his attention towards Spaz. HMark and D-Boy once again go at it, and Var leaves the ring, desperate to get at Jz, the man who broke his neck to win the title. The fight spills to the outside; Mox actually finds a cowbell on a rope and attacks Spaz with it, while HMark and D-Boy, HMark with half his face red, and D-Boy with a busted mouth, continue the fight. Suddenly, Berry actually leaps to the top rope, and comes down with a moonsault of her own onto the pile of fighting bodies. Variable gets back in the ring, and sees Jz headed towards the entrance ramp; Var runs forward, flies, and hits a forearm shot tope onto Jz, knocking Jz down, as the champ moves towards the back, remembering he still has a match to go. Just then, Addy Bomb walks in, and stands behind Jz, and taps him on the back. The two square off, and look to begin fighting, but security finally runs in, breaking the two up before they can start their match early.>

<Both factions back off, the Prophecy Reborn standing in the ring, and Jz, D-Boy, Spaz, and Berry at the top of the entranceway, as A-Bomb is escorted away. HMark calls for a microphone.>

HMark: <breathing heavy> Hey...you son of a @#$%...D-Boy...I see you're as surprised as I am about Spaz. But we ain't finished, you @#$%! This can't be the end...ah, screw it. We will finish this, you bastard, you know it as well as I do. But I think my cousin has something to say.

<The crowd pops at Var's return promo>

Var: Jz; let me remind you of some not-so-distant history. You, knowing you had no chance of beating me for my title, took the coward's way out, and broke my neck, since you couldn't beat me any other damn way! <Jz, in the aisle way, yells back "In your @#$%ing dreams, @#$hole!", flipping him off> Just realize this, Jz; that belt was stolen from me. What would have been my long reign was ended prematurely. Hell, I thought my CAREER was going to be ended prematurely. But I WILL get my title back, at any cost. But, before I do, Jz, I don't care if you're holding the belt or not, I'm going to show you how much of a b**tch revenge is, and I'm going to break you in two. Only, unlike you...I'm going to finish the job.

<The two factions stare one another down, talking smack, some holding each other back, as the camera finally pulls away from the chaotic scene.>

* Backstage, Craig DeGeorge is with the head EMT.*

CD: Can you give us any sort of update on the condition of Toomi Bischoff?

EMT: Well, he refuses to go to the hospital until the pay per view is over. He wants to see how this ends.

CD: How serious is his condition though?

EMT: The good news is he regained consciousness once we got him backstage.

* Just then, a female scream is heard from behind the door as the cameras run into the room. Fettster is standing above Toomi, who is now lying on the floor, face down. Fettster starts whipping Toomi with a workout belt, screaming at him. Security rushes in & drags fettster out of the locker room when suddenly fettster is attacked by obi. Obi starts pounding on fettster, punching so hard that fettster is busted open. Security is now trying to break the 2 apart as we cut back to the ring.*

Announcer: This is our main event & is for the EWT Heavyweight Championship. It is the Last Man Standing Match. Making his way to the ring first, here is Addy Bomb.

* A video package is shown regarding both men & their rise to this moment. The theme from Rocky plays one more time. The package ends with jzbadblood standing above Addy at the end of Thursday’s Maim Event.*

Announcer: And his opponent is the EWT Heavyweight Champion. Ladies & gentlemen, this is jzbadblood.

* Addy starts making his way to the ring when he’s attacked from behind as Addy’s nailed in the head by the championship belt. Jz starts giving the boot to Addy. Jz grabs Addy & lifts him up, flinging him into the ToomiTron scaffold. Jz grabs Addy’s head & smashes it into the scaffold. Jz grabs Addy again & hits him with a side suplex onto the championship belt laying on the stage. Jz grabs Addy again but Addy nails a knee & grabs jz, throwing him off the stage early. The fans go crazy as jz crashes to the concrete floor & Addy stands above jz, smiling. The ref starts counting jz as jz staggers to his feet, hurting already. Addy jumps down with a double axe handle to the head that sends jz down again. Addy grabs jz & hits a fall away slam on him, sending him crashing onto some equipment trunks. Addy grabs jz’s head & smashes it into the trunk. Addy climbs on top of the equipment & grabs jz, setting him up for a powerbomb. Jz reverses it & back bodydrops Addy off the equipment & onto the hard concrete. Jz drops down off the equipment trunk & grabs Addy, throwing him through the backstage curtain. Jz follows & grabs a chair as he heads back. Jz runs towards Addy & smashes the chair onto Addy’s head. Jz grabs Addy & throws him into the wall. Jz nails a belly-to-belly suplex on Addy. Jz grabs Addy & hits a German Suplex. Jz gets to his feet & starts giving the boot to Addy some more. Jz lifts Addy up & throws him into a closed door. Jz whips Addy again into the door, knocking the door off its hinges. Jz picks up the door & throws it down on Addy & walks over it. Jz stands on the center of the door & starts jumping up & down. Jz grabs the door & tosses if off Addy. Addy is able to kick jz off him & struggles to his feet. Addy grabs something & starts beating jz with it. Addy starts yelling:*

Addy: NO….WIRE….HANGERS!!!!!

* Addy continues to beat jz with the wire hanger. Addy takes the hanger & wraps it around the throat of jz & starts choking him with it. Jz manages an escape with an elbow to the midsection. Jz grabs the hanger from around his neck, tossing it aside. Addy nails a Clothesline From TRL, causing jz to do a 360 flip. Addy grabs jz & starts dragging him around the backstage area. Addy flings jz into a door & then opens the door, tossing jz out. Both men are in the parking garage now. Addy throws jz into a car, denting the side of the car. Addy smashes jz’s head into the window, busting the window & jz open. Addy grabs jz & attempts another throw but jz reverses it into a short-armed clothesline. Jz grabs Addy & hits another German Suplex. Jz climbs on top of the car & looks down at Addy, leaping off with a moonsault from the roof of the car. Jz gets to his feet as the referee starts counting. The referee hits 6 as Addy struggles to his feet. Jz starts throwing punches at Addy. Jz grabs Addy, hitting him with a DDT onto the concrete. The referee starts counting again, as Addy gets up at 8 this time. Jz grabs Addy & sets him up for a piledriver. Addy is able to reverse it & bodydrops jz onto the hood of the car. Addy gets to his feet, a little weak. He grabs jz & Bomb Drops him onto the hood of the car. Addy jumps down off the car & looks inside, where he notices something in the car. Addy opens the car door & starts the car door, peeling off with jz on the hood. Jz falls off from the jerking motion. Addy spins the car out & turns towards jz where he lays on the ground. Addy peels out & heads right for jz. Jz quickly rolls out of the way in time, as Addy zooms right behind him & exits the garage. Jz gets to his feet & sees a golf cart, where he jumps in & heads after Addy. He doesn’t have to go far, as Addy has stopped the car right at the exit & climbs on the roof of the car. Jz stops the golf cart right by the car & gets out, calling out Addy. Addy leaps off the car & dives at jz, who punches Addy in the gut. Jz grabs Addy & rams his head into the car door. Addy elbows jz & rams his head into the car door now. Both men start trading blows. Jz gets the upperhand with a knee to the midsection. Jz grabs Addy & hip tosses him into a wall. Jz starts stomping at Addy. Jz starts heading up the entryway of the parking garage as Addy slowly gets to his feet & goes after him as the match has passed the 30-minute mark. Addy starts limping after a bloody jz when jz reaches a door at the top. Jz tries the door & it won’t open. Jz starts pounding on the door when an employee opens the door. Jz grabs the employee & tosses him at Addy. Jz gets into the building as Addy is able to make it to the door before it closes.*

* jz walks through the concourse of the arena as Addy is chasing after him. Jz stops & the 2 men start brawling again with fists. Addy gets the upperhand this time & grabs jz, throwing him into a water fountain. Addy rams jz’s head into the water fountain 10 times. Addy then tosses jz into a door. Addy tries the door & realizes it’s unlocked, opening it. Addy steps inside where he finds sporting equipment. Addy grabs a hockey stick & starts beating jz with it. Jz is able to grab the stick & block with a kick. Jz takes the stick in both hands, breaking it in ½ over Addy’s head. This busts Addy open now, as well. Jz grabs Addy & jumps in the air, getting Addy’s head between his legs & nailing a Hurricanarama. Jz scoops Addy up & hits another fall away slam. Jz notices something in the closet & grabs them. Addy staggers to his feet when jz quickly puts to use what he found. Jz starts throwing punches with the boxing gloves he found. Jz throws an uppercut that sends Addy flying out of the closet. Jz goes after him as the referee holds him back & starts a count. Addy gets to his feet at 9. jz goes after Addy again, but Addy is able to manage a back body drop. By this point, the match has hit the 45-minute mark as both men are bloody. Addy grabs jz & throws him into the curtains leading back towards the arena. Jz doesn’t stop & tumbles down the stairs. Addy goes after jz & grabs him, hitting a piledriver on the concrete stairs. Addy rips the boxing gloves off jz & puts them on himself as the referee starts counting. Jz manages to his feet at the 8 count. When jz gets to his feet, his met by body blows from Addy. These cause jz to lose his balance, as he falls down the stairs. When jz reaches the bottom, the referee starts counting again as Addy heads down the steps. The referee hits 9 when jz gets back to his feet. Addy reaches the bottom as jz knees Addy. Jz hits a headbutt to Addy & grabs him, flinging him towards the barricades. Addy hits the barricades as jz hits a clothesline, sending Addy into the ringside area for the first time. Jz climbs over the barricade & grabs Addy again. He throws Addy into the steps & then grabs him, throwing him into the ring. *

* Jz climbs into the ring & starts giving the boot to Addy. Jz grabs Addy & throws him into the ropes. Addy manages to duck a clothesline & bounces off the ropes, hitting the Clothesline From TRL. Addy pounces on top of jz & starts beating him with the boxing gloves. Jz is able to reverse it into a sunset flip. Jz gets to his feet as Addy gets to his feet. Addy hits a punch to the midsection & then bounces off the ropes, nailing a scissors kick. Addy stands back, starting to take the boxing gloves off as the referee counts. The referee hits 7 as jz gets to his feet. Addy runs at jz now with one glove on as jz nails a Russian Legsweep takedown. Jz climbs out of the ring & grabs a steel chair. Jz jumps back in the ring & hits Addy with the chair as he tries to get up. The referee starts a count as a wobbly Addy gets to his feet by 9 again. Addy hits a very weak dropkick that causes both men to go down. Addy uses the ropes to help him up & grabs the steel chair with one hand. Addy hits jz with the chair with one hand. Jz gets to his feet a little weak as well by the 5 count. Addy runs at jz, who hits a dropkick. Jz grabs the boxing glove on the ground as Addy gets to his feet. Both men start delivering punches & both nail a punch to the jaw. The referee starts counting as both men are down. Both men use the ropes to get up by 8. Addy kicks jz & nails DDT & both men lay out on the ring floor as the referee counts again. Addy manages to his feet by 6 as jz uses the ropes to help him up by 8. Addy goes after jz, as both men are very weakened & bloody with the match hitting an hour & 10 minutes. Jz manages a kick now followed by a DDT. Jz uses the ropes & gets up by 7 as Addy gets up by 9. jz charges at Addy, who nails a Bomb Drop. Jz is able to get to his feet by 9 as Addy is able to get to his feet by 7. Addy goes for jz, who copies Addy & nails a Bomb Drop as well. Both men use the ropes to get up by 9. Addy rolls out of the ring to catch his breath, as does jz. Addy grabs a chair from ringside, as does jz. Both men climb into the ring with a chair & a boxing glove on a hand. Both men swing the chairs, & the chairs connect with each other. Both men drop their chairs. Both men also fall to the mat, but manage to get to their feet a bit faster. Both men bounce off the ropes, hitting each other with a double clothesline. *

* By this point, the match has hit an hour & 20 minutes. The locker room starts to empty as all the EWT talent stand in the aisle way. Nobody is getting involved. They are all just watching out of respect for both men. Both men get to their feet at the 7 count. Both men are started to feel the exhaustion as the blood continues to run down their face. Both men lock up now, as Addy hits a hip toss. Addy grabs jz & throws him into the ropes, nailing the POOOOOOOOUNCE. Both men lay down & out in the ring though. Addy staggers to his feet at 5, but jz also makes it at 9. Addy grabs jz, but jz hits another high knee. Jz throws Addy into the ropes & nails a flying forearm. The referee starts counting, as both men get to their feet again. Jz grabs Addy & sets him up for a piledriver & hits it in the center of the ring. An exhausted jz rolls towards the ropes as the referee counts. Jz gets to his feet by 5 as Addy is able to roll towards the ropes & does it at 9. jz goes after Addy, but Addy ducks underneath an attempt. Addy grabs jz & tosses him into the corner. Addy charges at the corner but is met by a boot to the head. The match has now hit the 90-minute mark. Jz grabs Addy & tosses him over the top rope. Jz climbs the top rope & jumps off. Addy gets to his feet & meets jz with a dropkick. Addy grabs jz & throws him into the barricade, running at him. Jz back bodydrops Addy into the crowd. Jz grabs Addy & Suplexes him over the barricade. Jz rips off the boxing glove & throws it down. He grabs Addy’s & rips it off, as well. Jz tosses Addy back into the ring. Jz grabs a table & slides it into the ring. Jz sets up the table as Addy gets to his feet. Jz charges at Addy, who quick thinking, grabs jz & nails a Bomb Drop through the table. Addy climbs out of the ring & grabs another table. Addy slides the table into the ring & grabs jz, who had gotten to his feet. Addy bodyslams jz onto the table, & climbs to the top rope. Addy jumps off the ropes, but jz moves out of the way as Addy crashes through the table. The referee starts counting as both men get to their feet. Both men grab the steel chairs in the ring & nail each other in the head HARD. The referee starts to issue a count as both men are laid out in the ring. Addy grabs the ropes as does jz. Both men start pulling themselves up on the ropes. The referee nears 10 when suddenly, somebody collapses & the bell sounds.*

Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen…the winner of the match….

* The winner grabs the microphone & starts talking. *

Winner: Excuse me, excuse me. I can’t believe that this has happened. And I just want to thanks to jzbadblood for fighting me, jz. I want to thank Mickey for training me.

Fan: We love you Addy!!

Addy Bomb: I Love you, too. Most of all, I want to thank God. Except for when I met Stevie, this is the greatest night of my life. I just want to say to my wife who’s at home. Yo Stevie, I DID IT!!!!

* A bloody, battered, & exhausted Addy Bomb celebrates in the ring as the ring is swarmed by EWT superstars & reporters. Addy clutches the championship in his bloody hands as his face is battered & swollen. Just then, Stevie Richards shocks everybody, including Addy in the ring & grabs his shoulder. Addy turns around with a surprised look on his battered & bloody face. Stevie just gives Addy a look of disgust at first, but smiles & hugs Addy. Addy & Stevie kiss in the ring as the fans & their friends are going crazy in the ring.*

Stevie: Are you all right?

Addy: Never better.

* Addy & Stevie kiss again as the pay per view fades to black.*