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Steel Cage match
dorf versus Johnny Nitro
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*Womelsdorf wakes up in hospital from a coma suffered by JZ*
What happened?" womelsdorf asked?
A nurse replied, "Oh, you got beat up by JZ, and you were knocked by what he did to you. And your boss, TooMcMahon,
put you in a match against Johnny Nitro really soon, so you should get ready for that match."
"How soon?" dorf asks. nurse replied, "Ummm, i would say soon, hell it may be even tonight."
"S***!" dorf answers back. "I gotta get outta here ASAP!"
The nurse said, "Not until you pay your fee."
dorf said, "What fee? I thought TooMcMahon gave me health insurance?"
Nurse replies, "Not this place, oh no, your not covered, your fee is $1800.69"
Womelsdorf replies, "eighteen hundred f***in dollars and sixty nine cents! I don't have that kind of money. I just
started my career in the EWT and i'm already lost 2 grand! Damnit!>:
Do you accept credit cards?"
Nurse said, "sure." Womelsdorf replies, "put it on my visa. Grrr.>: . I'm gonna get TooMcMahon for this
after i beat the s*** out of Nitro, oh yeah JZ and Dave, you two are next."
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Bic: Dave walks through a hospital hallway, and enters Toom's room. (RHYME)
Toom: You get the hell out of here.
Dave: Relax, Toom. I'm not here to do anything to you. I'm here to make things better for you.
In song!
Toom: Come on, I'm hurting here! Even you're not that horrible!
Dave: Then maybe, just maybe, you'll think about putting me in a match with dorf?
Toom: Look, I'll think about it. Just please, go.
Dave leaves the room.
Toom: (sigh) Sometimes, I wonder if I picked the wrong job.
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*Womelsdorf left the hospital for an outrageous bill that should have been covered by health insurance*
He is now looking for the arena the EWT show is and he finds an arena. He parks his crappy 91 chevy cavalier in a handicapped
spot, knowing he is late anyway due to the parking lot filled at the arena. He runs inside to the arena with his gear bag,
security let him in and all everything was great, until this group on camera he saw, that group referring themselves as 'Revolution'
was different.
He goes up to the group, and asks, "Who the f*** are you?" The leading member said, "We are Revolution!!!
There's no stopping us in any locker room, any place, anywhere, you name it, we'll beat anybody up including you."
Revolution was preparing to beat Womelsdorf up, but a botched whooooooooo!!!!, distracted Revolution for a split second,
and on that second, Womelsdorf kick their leader in the testicle vortitude, gets a big boot to face and is down and knocked
out. The other members of Revoution knew once their leader is knocked out they run away like chickens, because they're cowards
to make the big show.
Womelsdorf said after beating up the Revolution member, "Johnny Nitro's next."
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WMF:
*JZ takes a swing at Merc and connects. Merc and Jz battle though the hall way for several minutes when Merc missies a
move Trish manages to grab Merc and him. Jz picks up a chair,and goes for a swing,but at last second Merc moves,and he hits
Trish square in the nose ad fore head knonking her down in a heap. Jz seeing what he has done drops the chair, and takes off.
Merc kneels down beside the out cold Trish,and takes off his shirt to cotain the blood coming from Trishes nose. As Dorf walks
in. Merc yells to him*
Merc:D orf I need you to get some help over here now!
Dorf: Damn Merc I knew you two were havin issues,but to........
Merc:Shut up Dorf,and get help!
*Dorf runs off to get help as Merc craddles Trish. Merc looks down at her*
Merc: Oh Trish why did things turn out this way?
Dorf:
Dorf ran to get help seeing that JZ had struck again. Boy, he hates that JZ. He ran as fast as his skinny twig ass can
handle. It took 15 seconds to get Merc's help and he was taken care of by the EMT's.
Dorf: Here ya go Merc.
Merc: Thanks Dorf
EMT: Are you okay Merc?
Merc: Dammit, does it look like i'm okay ya bastard?
EMT: Uhh... no?
Merc: Well then, that's the right answer; take me to the f***in hospital then, so i can think of a way to beat the s***
out of JZ next time
*The EMT's didn't get to Trish yet, the cameras focused on Merc*
*The other camera zooms in on Trish. She appears to be knocked out*
EMT #2-"Trish? Trish? Can you hear me Trish?"
(no response from Trish)
EMT #3-"We need backup, that bastard JZ has Struck again."
EMT #2-"Come on Trish, respond to me" as EMT #4 puts an oxygen mask over Trish, and sets up the stretcher as
EMT #3 picks her up and put her on the stretcher.
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JZ said: "Another waste of flesh is the only wrestler on this roster not good enough to lick my boot...womelsdorf.
I know I attacked you buddy, but you leave out that fact that you deserved it. And now you get involved in my business? I
suggest you run and hide under the bridge you came from, because if I see you again, be it backstage, in the ring, or the
parking lot....well, you don't want to know what would happen."
Dorf: I am not another waste of flesh, did you see what i did to revolution? I dismantled their leader in a flash. I am
in good mood tonight, yes i am; i'm in a good mood to beat the s*** out of people, after i'm finished with Johnny Nitro tonight,
JZ your next, cause when i see you again, i'm going to kick your ass all over this f***in arena to prove once and for all
i can be feared.
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WMF
*Merc sees Dorf in the hallway,and takes a chair,and hits him upside the head from behind.Merc than sets up a Table,and
drags Dorf to the balcony thats 15 ft above the ground,and delivers the payoff though the table,and as Merc and Dorf lay there
in pain Dave runs in with a unofffical EWT ref,and pins Dorf,and Merc,and runs away laughing, Merc and Dorf are than loaded
on strecthers and taken to the hospital*
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Dave:
Dave: And another thing, Dorf, I know I pinned you like that. When you were out of it, and it wasn't of my own accord.
But just remember, I can kick your ass nine ways to Sunday if I need to.
And the need is coming. Really, really soon.
Toom will cave in to my demands soon. And you will regret requesting a match with me, boy.
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