by Womelsdorf & Wrestlecrap forum members:

When the wind blows on my ass, it makes me feel quite nice, to tell, like a dirty, dirty person, who doesn't bathe or shower at all. That man is dirty, almost as dirty as that man from Nantucket, he smelled like armpits. I wish he shared his poop with me, i just love the poop. Make em say uh. Everyday, we laugh and cry and unfortunately, then we die. And, for some strange reason, carrots still taste like s***, but we eat them anyways. One thing i don't understand is why is the world so racist to midgets, they are purple and full of cheese sticks, speaking of cheese sticks, are they considered a food? Because they make my stomack feel worse then when I get punched by my bookie. His name is Louie, and his wife is very handsome..., but I'd rather do him. Not that I'm gay or anything, just bored at times.

Do is slang for kill and booty is slang for anus, and that's always neat. Why is mustard yellow, but anyway, there I was, just holding my junk, when wouldn't I need to shoot heroin. So, I says to Mabel, "Come here and hold my Johnson." While I sit here and cook this crack rock so we can get our freaking fix, speaking of fixes, I'm fixin to wax some ass. Hey where did Mr. Blacula go off to? I like Mr. Blacula, he had a magical toucan, which he can use to find his true identity, 'A-Bomb the Ghetto Nightmare', a takeoff of his druggie exgirlfriend's mother in living in the basement of that inbred family from the foreign state of Tennessee Williams, the five time champ. His favorite remark, "FIVE TIME, In one night, baby doll," and the sad thing is he was talking about trying to get his mother's permission to masterbate in the open area behind the school yard, but she told him to eat jelly beans for lunch.

After eating, he went and bought a huge bag of s*** and mixed it with juice, because he liked to make a chunky s*** sauce that went well with Hulkaroos! He put it all in a smelly bowl of flaming poop, and then he went down to see his grandmom, and his perverted, misunderstood grandpa.

Mistook it for one of his famous chocolate pies, so they proceeded to eat it and went to the fair. The ride to the fair, was long and arduous, as any other ride, but this irritation in my groin isn't as bad as my other irritation in my rump. We had many trips to Gramps and Gram had crabs, and i caught a lobster one time in my pants!

There once was a woman she had dirty fingers that were really wet and she worked at a slaughterhouse, where she manage to bleed all the time, as she was cutting herself while she was fondling the chickens with claws that were popping out, out of every orifice of her face that nonetheless looked quite pleasant, some would say like Britney Spears with zits, so she bought stridex pads to cover up that accident. And some gum for, later and a gentleman caller said when she'll meet with her later in the evening with flowers and candy, particularly because she's in love with that blind date she booked that guy we talked about last night in the bar, while drinking a case worth 500 bucks, which she got for winning the lottery at the local strip joint where she won a local contest, with a hot performance to do something no woman would do for lousy 500 bucks, and that thing she did, while wearing a red see-through dress all the while standing on a table from which she could see for miles, while gyrating her hips so that all could she what was sticking out of her and a big, brown shark swam through the seas of cheese, listening to Primus on XM radio with earphones that made no sense at all. Not minding the shark, she leaped from the table, resulting in breaking her leg hardcore. She spent 3 months quarantined on WWE velocity so that her lifelong dream of becoming a human abortion with green goo all over her like Big Show at a buffet, that she kept, because of sentimental values & family heirlooms passed on down to her, from a grandfather she never fu**** but wanted to.

It became more and more clear that Ashlee Simspon couldn't sing. Dave just ruined this story, when he wiped his ass and then he spit on the teepee & ate it. Even though his pants were strewn across the diry ground. And then the next day he woke up in a coma, because the nBo did a number on him so that Dave cannn nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr evvvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrr stand on his own two parts of his body, which smells exactly like zebra tongues and old bus seats that I use beat children, actually, i'm just kidding. Although, ...naw, I really beat children. In the distance, Herve Villacheze met up with William Hung, where they drank whiskey sours, and sang She Bang, until he did everyone a favor and shoved the barrel of his gun down his throat and pulled the trigger. bye bye

But, it didn't work, nothing seems to get rid of the massive case of herpes that Invader Dave has today, that he caught from random posters in this thread, who were all a little slow in catching bad jokes. All the people in the neighborhood, in the neighborhood, in the crack of my brown ass, dude, that's just sock...ok, weird isn't it? I felt a knock on my left butt cheek, that was so weird. Ever have that happen?

Yes, the last time I was in the shower alone and i heard a knock at my car door, twas the Boogie Woogie Man. He was doing something that got my cooter moist so I went to the store to buy some tunafish because I wanted something to eat with the crackers that I found inside my big brown ass, thus injected with male semen cells. It tasted so good, that DSR decided to eat more. But, this was a ruse as DSR vomited on Toomi. And, didn't realize he faced the wind. All over DSR, there was elation. He sidestepped, and hit Jason Watley instead. That works for me DSR.

Watley was not a typical in the coming presidential election, for being a third party, that witnessed a prostitute gag gone wrong in bed today. And even the burning the sensation, of his STD filled genitals couldn't stop him from wanting to masterbate to "Predator 2." He then began to masterbate to the Anna Nicole show, but his mother walked in and projectile vomited onto the sheets of his polka dotted Dusty Rhoads halloween costume. Then things got really weird!

Hitler called the boy, "JBL," and he was made WWE champ. He went on to job at the nuclear plant, with a special appearance of Homer, along with Lenny and Carl, Mr. Burns was also invited, but he was having sex with himself.

Homer was eating donuts, until Marge came in and told Homer, 'To put on his Jimmyhat and get ready for lots of sweet lovin, and to party with Barry Duffman'. Then, Fox sued us for using copyrighted characters. We lost 16.4 kajillion dollars.

We sold Jason Watley's virginity on Ebay along with a 'A DoubleD' signed used up tampon from an ex girlfriend, which was used by Dave. Dave is DoubleD's ex girlfriend? No, Dave used it when he had a bloody nose. Which he had gotten when he pushed DoubleD's girlfriend hard.

Tommi, A-Bomb, and DSR went to see DoubleD's girlfriend naked, outside their house with binoculars, but she had a penis!! After 15 minutes of disgust, he winked slyly and said, "My name's Hunter Rose, what's new fellas, wanna join in?" and as they started vomiting, they couldn't imagine their leader Tommiguci had begun to take (doing such a gross thing) this huge piece of sausage and shoved it up his pee hole while everyone looked and left in disgust.

Now, DSR walks in and looks at the taco bell menu, as they went there instead. He ordered lunch for three, two for him, and one, and realized he was alone. Contemplating his existance, he had taken a slingshot & aimed at Kash Flagg's head, but hit womelsdorf in the crotch. Womelsdorf said, "Owwwwwww my f*****," then he punched DSR into oblivion because he screwed womelsdorf's girlfriend in an uncomfortable back seat of A-Bomb's car. Was it a Volkswagon bug? No, it was a Mini Coup with small tires. Cool? Yeah, its cool.

A-Bomb wished he knew Dinobot more, so he can get to Candy Apple Island without trouble. Dinobot loves A-Bomb because he is a big time postwhore, who has nothing else to do, so he tests toilets in his spare time hoping he would one day become the king of all toilets. To achieve this, he must retrieve the ancient and powerful big, long, straight, shiny, metal key of doom located in the dungeon of doom because they forget when they went grocery shopping yesterday.

The tabloids went crazy searching for more sexy A-Bomb pics, but no such pics exist. But, only in Canada, where they are used for currency. They are also used for wallpaper by A-Bomb's fans, who share an apartment, with a guy named Steven Richards, who is one ugly dude in a drag.

Mayor McCheese enjoys fiscal policy and developing laws to keep Hamburglar behind bars. Grimace feverishly works on appeals. Ronald McDonald dated Invader Dave, until the fry guys cheated at strip monopoly & impressed the teenagers with their big french fry collection. They got Al Sharpton to appear, saying, "I'm on Spike, not C-Span, and I can see your CD collection is full of porn music. That's so cool." Those teenagers were so rebellous, they beat Sharpton in hockey 4 to 3 in overtime. Sharpton's jerri curl was damaged for no apparent reason.

After a botched pregnency angle, Lita was given the worst case of skim milk ever was squeezed from a cow. The doctor told her, that she would have to quit having boyfriends or else she'll catch a deadly STD because pregnancy angles never work in the WWE. So, Lita decides to take a whole bunch of f******* and shove it in her mailbox. The mailman was very surprised that Lita still called herself a "wrestler" as opposed to "huge whore." Granted, Lita did suck ice popsicles on her days that she behaved very odd. Today was one of those days she behaved very different, so popsicle sucking she went. It was her favorite flavor, a flavor that nobody wants. However, she was saddened by the untimely injury of her all time favorite friend, Matt Hardy v1! She decided to never be on tv, for what pain he has had to endure from being see on TV with her! Of course he was only serious because that is Mattitude. Mattitude being codeword for poop, yes poop, for no explanation would please Lita's anal rejections. She has a giant head to help keep her entertained for months. She uses her giant head for talking with her mouth full.

Meanwhile, breaking news on Tv, Test has been fired from the WWE for slobberknocking, with A-Train in a hotel, and Rico had called winner. But, Vince McMahon put a stop to this madness, because that would be bad pr for the message board creating this story. McMahon decided to sue the WWF, because they are stupid people who use the government to make porn with pandas. The animals of the WWF, want to be real actors, but the problem is that movies with animals in them are not cool to Carlito, nor wonderful like me, Wally.

Who is wonderful wally washington? Read WCF to find out. The author is lazy, so he recommends the EWT thread. The EWT thread is so loved by the millions & millions of the thread's fans. Each fan received money for the use of their likeness in the thread wars. The thread wars first started when Double D said 3 magic words. He said in a breath, "Ric Flair sucks," & "BOOM!" like what John Madden would say, it was ON!!! Today, the thread wars have taken a drastic turn.

Similar swerves have occured in Arizona, NY, California, Florida, Russia, Denmark, and the most important place, Sesame Place in PA where Big Bird does the ultimate Mexican hat dance ever seen. On that day, nobody was that interested in seeing a Big Bird dancing, instead they went to see Joey Gladstone. Who's real name is Dave Coulier.

Funniest man of all time, was what no one said, except for one lone Dinobot. Coulier sodomized Dinobot last year, and DSR was in attendance, not being sodomized, at least. Folks forget Bob Saget's funnier, especially like when he live stand up comedy off the stage on Comedy Central. He joked about drugs & banging Kimmy Gibler. That's humor. But, that's not as humorous as Saget sucking d*** for a penny, because he is wanting crack in Halfbaked. Cool, isn't it? I know it was the highlight of the career, not that Full House was not the crappiest show, because there is something worse, and its called Monday Night Raw. It is so heinous, that nobody posted this story anymore.

Except for one lonely man, Womelsdorf, he would do anything just to get laid. He just finished post 1000, to truly see that he has accomplished a feat that someone else can do, as well. Reaching 1000 posts isn't easy, unless you're a total postwhore. Womels is one the greatest postwhores of the modern (era), until he woke up. He was hungover from the party, and realized he was dreaming.

This thread is almost filled, and there's no point to listen what Womelsdorf says, because he smells like dead fish. That's because he works in captiand's, which blow like a French whore on a Monday morning banging around my head, and 'idiot wind' blows through his ass! While Dinobot is farting the Star Spangled Banner. Meanwhile, Toomi is just standing (there) laughing his ass off, saluting. He is saluting to the American flag sticking out dorf's peehole. Isn't that patriotic today? Yep, here's my business card, I look like Buck Strickland.

Since Veterans day has passed, and Thanksgiving is next up, so Adam Sandler will be singing the Turkey song for those wretched people who don't appreciate a genius like Sandler. "Turkey lurkey doo turkey lurkey," & then he prepares for his stand-up comedy act at WMF house and he invites, DSR, Invader, Dinobot, and others. A-Bomb is at the party... and things got better then. Until, Dinobot asked me out and tryed to play footsie and we all lived happilly, Thee end. You dirty mother****er!!!